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stegosarah:

Do you think someone could still use that? Asking for a friend

stegosarah:

Do you think someone could still use that? Asking for a friend

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

kyung-soo:

genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

teamrocketing:

before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

I’ve arrived at good ole midway cta. Only normal people are here this late.

I’m glad I didn’t waste money on a cab because I ended up still catching one of the last trains and it only would have saved me like 10 minutes anyway.

The guy sitting in front of me on this train is 40% man, 60% cologne.

ssickmuse:

RBC Bluesfest, Lebreton Flats Park, Ottawa, Ontario.

ssickmuse:

RBC Bluesfest, Lebreton Flats Park, Ottawa, Ontario.