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can someone please update my resume for me so that i dont have to go looking for the word file on my computer?


me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?


"WHITE SAVIOR MOVIES"—Because we all know this (saving People of Color) is what White people do.

"WHITE SAVIOR MOVIES"—Because all it takes is one white person who cares to fix all the problems of complacent ass People of Color.


i wanna meet the male version of me 


i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 


This was literally the best thing about 2012/2013, like there was literally nothing that could top this