Touching you, touching me
Touching you, god you’re touching me…
I did two separate productions today back to back without stopping to eat or even sit down. I’m fucking starving, but I’m too exhausted to even think about food right now. Just hit my bed and will probably slip into a coma soon.
Okay, so one day I’m just chilling in my dorm when I get a call from a friend of a friend. I didn’t even know this girl had my number. She says that she’s applying for this top secret military job and she needs recommenders for security clearance and…
watching freaks and geeks until i fall asleep. plus i got some generic brand chex mix. good sunday before i hit the homestretch at work tomorrow.
I’m going to hell omg
Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(
babe can i show you my d*ck
Nothing I expected but everything I wanted
A truly amazing historical treasure! The unboxing of the Statue of Liberty in 1885.
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
the comic is killing me