Do you think someone could still use that? Asking for a friend
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out
I’m glad I didn’t waste money on a cab because I ended up still catching one of the last trains and it only would have saved me like 10 minutes anyway.
RBC Bluesfest, Lebreton Flats Park, Ottawa, Ontario.